Saturday, April 21, 2007
The best song in the world
I just had a bologna sandwich. It was probably the best bologna sandwich in the world..you know the kind..the bread is white bread and just squishy enough to be almost sweet, Miracle Whip, Sauer's mustard, Kraft cheese and Oscar Meyer bologna. So I'm gonna write the perfect country song called, are you ready? "A Baloney Sandwich and a Bottle of Bourbon". It will win a Grammy for sure...
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I can't have bologna. I hate you. I can't even have Miracle Whip... I hate you even more.
(Amazing how much hatred comes from a direct result of not eating tasty food. No wonder so many supermodels are catty.)
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